such Hey, here I leave this email that I sent a friend, the truth is great and as I did not want to write humor or something because actually I've noticed that no good for me after I exceed this xq talking haha, I'm sharing it here to seek your kind of "messenger addict" who they are and I do know it?. . I'm there as the "sentimental" hehe. Take care people
The Gun
are people to see someone in line, 67 send continuous messages. One believes that doctors predicted that he will live only twenty-four hours and are there to tell all your contacts, what they think, in a single login.
The Who "should not be connected "
contact No doubt this is the most enfermannnn!, Why are you people connect? and placed next to their nickname: "I'm not" do not disturb "I'm at school" "I'm eating" ... so why mothers are connected then?
The Bilingual
This is the contact that you always have next to your nick a phrase written in English, Portuguese, German, chino, etc... ¿por qué madres creen que es "nice" escribir una frase en otro idioma? ¿Acaso está dedicada a "todos" sus contactos extranjeros??????
El Celebridad
Este es el contacto que cree ser muy popular y que todos sus amigos son paparazzis persiguiéndolo, siempre colocan su actividad al lado de su nick: "wii play" Exercising "reading" "eating with so '" showering "etc ... If you're not, disconnect! I have to say something if you call and as I find out what you're doing!
The Excited / a
contact is the classic nick is changed EVERY TIME!! !, making variations with whose name or nickname, eg "Mary!" "Marizita" "Little Mary" "Princess Mary", Etc. ..
The DJ / Announcer
This type of contact should be illegal! Why the hell give us show the music they are listening to? is one that changes his sentence with the name of each track that goes through your radio or computer, as if everyone cared what you hear and as if all were to say: "What a great music listening" or "Too bad it is! hear Heavy Metal"
The Emoticon
This is also the most patient contact, is that under all petty monkeys that were available or copy them to your contacts and placed cartoons up to the word "Otolaryngologist" 's a whole new language and do not understand what mother dice.Y worse, they think "Ene-Ene-GuionBajo (n_n) or" Equis "De" (XD) or GuionBajo-Te-Te "(T_T) are expensive! ... I wonder where the hell are the" Faces " ??
El Pescador
is the one who leaves his MSN connected 24 hours a day!. Although not at home when it gets desperate to see if he left a message and someone tried to chat with and check whether they want it or not.
The failed
always entering the old who likes switches on and off 77 times by minute to take the "occasional appeared, as if she were perceived this to say:" Hi, I never knew I liked both until I saw your way to connect and disconnect, sorry that I did not notice before you, do I do? "
The Threat
is the son of a bitch you want to place " NO admit , but we have many mutual friends and anyone could betray us, that's why we supported having it.
The Unsure
It's getting passed to pages as Quienteadmite. com and checkmessenger.com to know who blocked it and / or deleted and to connect all of your contacts because they realize the same page forwards the message that this person got to see who does not want it! enfermosssss!
Amateur sentimentalist
adding phrases is the next to your nick type "A friend is one who knows everything about you and yet you want "" or "Love until it hurts." If it hurts it is good sign, "" Friends to death " . Do you think that with this nonsense help someone?
The Executive
is the one connected 100% of time at work and is as "available", but if you talk do not peel, half an hour later says "I'm in the work, we then we'll talk." That does not suck!!
The Hieroglyphic
contact is the classic (and also the most ill ) having a nickname full of signs , one after another and lyrics rare when one ends and to figure out who he is, and closed session.
The Illiterate
Another one that makes me enojarrrr! Is the contact type words invented by them, as "I love amiwos", "toy tipil", "ecstremo", "I kierow hartou", "plz pass me the Del Fotow where we left you and sho!" etc. what there is no public schools?
The Corny
is the contact that you have in your nick phrases such as: "Gordito -of-my-life-are-you-better-ke-me-step " or "Why did we spend last night skinny", "Oshita without you my life has no meaning" . What fart on them!
The Reality Show
contact is the absence of a "Big Brother" needs to let everyone know what minute ago minute, putting nicks type "I am taking a bath to go to the brothel", "out Friday with the guys", "no manicure I've done three weeks ago", "Weekend in the beach" . Who cares what you gonna do?
AND YOU, WHAT KIND OF ADDICTED TO MSG YOU?
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